prannet

foolish or gormless person

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet

"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

prannet

a small piece of turd which clings to ones ass hairs after a shite

oo rob harney has a prannet stuck to his boxers... hes such a retard

by wilbur June 09, 2003