pptdd 

PIP PIP THE DIDDLY DO, commonly used to describe intercourse.

So you’re at the end of a date with a really nice sheila and you’re about to leave, so you pop the question do you wanna (pptdd) pip pip the diddly do Shazza.

pptdd by Smellyol February 24, 2018

PPTSD 

Post Phish Tour Stress Disorder

After the New Years Phish run, I woke up shivering in a cold sweat from a nightmarish bout of PPTSD - when would I see my band again? When would I reunite with my traveling circus of strange and stranger friends? When would my face yet again be melted by a Type II Stash or an elaborate, phallic NYE stunt?

PPTSD by Boof-Master January 4, 2011

PPTSD 

PPTSD

Acronym for Post Pico Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD that comes after watching boku no Pico

Guy A: *shuddering and shaking*

Guy B: Tf is wrong with him
Guy C: He has PPTSD

PPTSD by Nobody1995 October 24, 2017

PPTSD 

PPTSD is an acronym for Pinkie Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. It can occur when someone's pinkie finger has experienced extreme suffering and pain caused by an abuser. PPTSD symptoms include violent shaking of the finger, spontaneous spasms, turning neon green, extreme swearing, and sometimes death. It will usally get triggered when the abuser comes in close proximity to the pinkie finger.

Guy 1: Hey is your pinkie ok? It's bright green dude?
Guy 2: Oh well you see that girl over there?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Well, I have PPTSD because that girl stapled my pinkie to a chair
Guy 1: Oh shit dude, that sucks

PPTSD by haandi425 January 23, 2019

PTDD 

Post Traumatic Dick Disorder, when you have a bad experience such as puking on a guy during a bj, and having bad gag reflexes and not being able to give head or have a dick near your face without flashbacks of the previous event.

"I tried to give Henry head but I had PTDD from the time I threw up on Chris's dick."

PTDD by Cjayebrosjg November 27, 2015

PTDD 

Periodic Temporary Displacement Disorder.
Cases will involve forgeting key facts about situations you don't want to be in. Studies have shown that 98.7% of working Americans suffer from PTDD durring their working hours.

Jill: We already did that file last week, don't you remember?

Bill: Oh shit, sorry, it's the PTDD again.

Jill: Damn Bill!!! Thats the seventh time this week and it's Tuesday!

PTDD by da_king101 March 29, 2009

PTDD 

Post Traumatic Debate Disorder, When someone is afraid to watch a debate because the last one was so painful to watch.

I almost didn't watch the VP Debate last night because I suffer from PTDD.

PTDD by CMLora October 12, 2012