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Powerade 

Now avaliable at McDonald's. I get a huge cup with no ice. Seriously, who drinks Powerade with ice?
I just need one more Monopoly piece to get an Xbox! I'm gonna go buy a Powerade and some fries. I bet everyone on earth has a chance of getting the piece I have and like 500 get the other one.
Powerade by kaze2k5 November 6, 2003

Powerade 

Wow! 32 ounces of Powerade is 89 cents. That's a shitload cheaper than 32 ounces of Gatorade which costs $1.39
Powerade by Ghettoman August 13, 2003

Powerade Nipples 

The larger-than-normal projection of a mammary gland that resembles the cap of a Powerade bottle (looks like one smaller cap resting on a larger cap).
OMG dude, look at Roz's nipples?!

What the flip? Those look like Powerade bottles. Roz has Powerade nipples!
Powerade Nipples by Frank Tankleman December 23, 2008

Powerade Slurpee 

Start by putting powerade in a women's vagina. Then insert your penis into her pussy and start pounding her pussy to a pulp. By this point the juices should be mixed into into a thicker, tastier slurpy-like substance. Finally, use your mouth to extract all of the slurpee from the pussyhole into ones mouth.

Variation: If she's hurtin' for a squirtin', shove a half bottle of powerade into her pussy right before she climaxes. After you get all those precious juices, put the cap on and take it to go or save it for later.
At a San Diego State University sorority party, Brittany and Pj started getting friskey in bed when Brittany proposed that she wanted a powerade slurpee and Pj delightfully agreed and put the blue powerade in her vaghole and starting ramming his dick as hard and fast as he could to create the thick slurpee substance known as powerade slurpee.

Powerfade 

When you don't want to say goodbye to your friends at the end of the night, mainly because you hate the annoying "why are you leaving", "just stay a little longer", "I'll miss you already", or "don't drink and drive", etc, you decide to leave without saying a word. Also, you are very drunk and it's time to just piece out.
Sarah: Where's Ian?!
Molly: I think he left....
Ty: He just pulled a powerfade
Powerfade by Guaca_Molly August 5, 2016

powerlaid powerade 

the act of hydrating with an ice cold Powerade Zero Mountain Berry Blast after successfully doing sex with someone you may or may not have met on the internet. To earn a Powerlaid, one must be successful in the completion of doing sex. The official color of Powerlaid Powerade is BLUE, which signifies that blue balls are not an issue after this sexual encounter.
Doing sex with you is so fun. Can you grab a Powerlaid Powerade from the fridge while I start the shower?