Definitions by Guaca_Molly

Discalendaria 

The inability to read calendars accurately.

Rob showed up to the company picnic on Saturday opposed to Sunday because he has discalendaria.

Discalendaria by Guaca_Molly August 5, 2016

Powerfade 

When you don't want to say goodbye to your friends at the end of the night, mainly because you hate the annoying "why are you leaving", "just stay a little longer", "I'll miss you already", or "don't drink and drive", etc, you decide to leave without saying a word. Also, you are very drunk and it's time to just piece out.

Sarah: Where's Ian?!
Molly: I think he left....
Ty: He just pulled a powerfade

Powerfade by Guaca_Molly August 5, 2016