2 definitions by Guaca_Molly

Powerfade

When you don't want to say goodbye to your friends at the end of the night, mainly because you hate the annoying "why are you leaving", "just stay a little longer", "I'll miss you already", or "don't drink and drive", etc, you decide to leave without saying a word. Also, you are very drunk and it's time to just piece out.

Sarah: Where's Ian?!
Molly: I think he left....
Ty: He just pulled a powerfade

by Guaca_Molly August 5, 2016

Discalendaria

The inability to read calendars accurately.

Rob showed up to the company picnic on Saturday opposed to Sunday because he has discalendaria.

by Guaca_Molly August 5, 2016