Power washed 

When you get all set up and comfy that a lover wants to get serious and they blow you off.

I was completely power washed by him.

Power washed by Eyecart October 29, 2017

power washer 

busting a load onto a girls ass, only to clean her off with piss.

gave your mom a power washer after i got her all splooged up.

power washer by kdfhbsedjKBRGEHT January 14, 2008

Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X

Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.

Springfield Power Washer by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025

D.I.Y Power Washer

When there's poop stains on the sides of the toilet bowl so you piss on them to clean it.

"Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"

"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."

D.I.Y Power Washer by Jack King-Hoffman March 18, 2023

Powerwasted 

The act of getting completely shitfaced and losing any morals, and/or inhibitions. Examples include singing the wrong lyrics as loud as you can, making friends with that statue of John Wayne, having a conversation with someone who's deaf and never realizing it, singing any Katy Perry or Adele song at karaoke, puking in the trashcan behind the bar only to wash your vomit down with old crow and rainier, etc. A pants off-dance off may occur. Also, you may piss on your buddy while he sleeps. Requires between 30 and 40 beers, and also requires 10-15 shots or thereabouts. A case of champagne will lead you to power wasted as well. Many cigarettes are required. A hundred dollar bar tab is the bare minimum. You cannot get powerwasted by drinking any kind of light beer. A casual drinker doesn't have the ability to get powerwasted. A severe powerwasting is generally accompanied the next day by pbr at ten a.m. to beat off the stage eleven hangover.

Me: "Where are we?"
Friend: "I think we're in Portland."
Me: "How did we get here?"
Friend: "I recall having irish car bombs at the HH and a spacebag of sangria."
Me: "So you don't know either?"
Friend: "We must have been powerwasted!"

Powerwasted by Sethisrad August 1, 2013

Mozart Powerwasher 

The sexual act of consuming as much epicac and laxitives as the human body permits, then using your supercritical shit and vomit combo to paint your partner before rolling around, locked in coitus, writing the entirety of Mozarts 5th symphony with your body fluids.

Steve: how was that chick you brought jome last night?
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit

Mozart Powerwasher by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts May 8, 2022

Mediterranean Powerwasher 

In the act of anal sex, in which the receiver violently defecates on the other participant's penis while it is still inside of them

The huzz downed 4 steakhouse burritos and asked if I wanted to do it from the back. Thats a Mediterranean Powerwasher waiting to happen

Mediterranean Powerwasher by Drip Droplets June 3, 2025