pousto

The Greek word for penis. This word is often associated with big penises since it is a Greek word, and Greeks are known to have big penises... Very big penises. I would know

While receiving pipa, Giorgo poked Ashwana in the eye with his pousto; she is now blind.

by Harry Pousto January 6, 2008

Pousto-Tetarth

Pousto-Tetarth is that one day of the year, usually a Tetarth (Wednesday in Greek) in which all the gay people in the school who dress emo or like the opposite gender, dress normally and nobody recognises them. For example, a very feminine boy would show up at Pousto-Tetarth wearing the most Chad outfit out there.

Person 1: Damn, have you seen the dyke chick? She got a whole glow up! She went from wearing basketball shorts and xxL tshirts into being a hottie!

Person 2: You're such a dumbass. It's Pousto-Tetarth you idiot. Ofcourse she's going to be dressed up like that. Look around you, even the fags are wearing off-courts instead of docs.

Person 1: Damn I thought Pousto-Tetarth was next week!

by Hmanasou23 March 29, 2022

Postology

The psychology behind social media posts, and the psychoanalysis of people who post, oftentimes to seek recognition, approval, gratification, and/or to boost their ego, as well as the reasoning behind those who provide reactions to social media posts.

When we studied social media posts in psychology class, we focused on the postology of a Facebook post about what someone ate for dinner last night.

by cardonick October 28, 2022

Polston Surprise

When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.

Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.

Alex gave that girl a Polston Surprise last night, she didn’t see THAT coming

by Bigtuna6969 March 15, 2019

Poston Junior High

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.

Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

by that_one_oot March 15, 2019

postonme

a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.

that wall, postonme sux hard, the one at urban dictionary is much better.

by da trick biatch May 4, 2006

Poestory

Poestory is a new genre of writing in literature that is created by blending two words i.e. poetry + story. In a word, it is a type of writing where a story has both the qualities of poetry and prose.

A: What is 'Poestory'?

B: It is a combination of two words, 'poetry' and 'story'.
A: Is it a new genre of writing in literature?
B: Yes it is!
A: Who invented it?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque, a well-known writer in Bangladesh, is the inventor of this type of writing.
A: What is the proper way of writing a 'poestory'?

B: Well, the first half of the story will be written in poetic form and the second or the last half will be in prose.

A: Thanks a lot for the wonderful explanation.
B: You are most welcome.

by Rajeeb2014 September 12, 2016