pousi

A black cat, but you say it in a different way.

Guy 1: Where did your pousi go?
Guy 2: Oh they jumped off a 5-story window.
Guy 1: What the actual fuck!?

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

poosieboi

When your friend is acting like a pussy and you have to keep them in check without offending them too much

Yo man stop being such a poosieboi and get the next round in

by Poosieboicreator February 4, 2021

Sour Milk Popsicle

When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."

by Datt Hott September 23, 2012

The Posies

A great but criminally little-known alt rock group around mostly in the eighties and nineties. Best songs: (In my opinion!) Solar Sister, Earlier than Expected. Heavily influenced by Big Star, and they sound like they were influenced by Teenage Fanclub. Most popular album is probably Frosting On The Beater.

Me: Er, I like The Posies?
Other person: You what?

by FrequentlyConfusedTeenager January 4, 2009

posiden's kiss

When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.

I had a posiden's kiss this morning.

by The Great White Tuna October 1, 2015

posimistic

A posimistic person is someone who has a very positive, affirmative, optimistic, favorable outlook on life.

It's actually a combination of the words postive and optimistic, hence " posimistic", "posimist " & " posimism ".

The opposite would of-course be "negamistic" , "negamist ", " negamism ", which is a combination of the words " negative " and " pessimistic " !

"Charlie is always posimistic, expecting the best in this best of all possible worlds, but sooner rather than later he must come to the realization that he cannot have his cake and eat it too !"

by Uncle Wally esq. June 16, 2009

Dr. Popsicle

1. When you leave your Dr. Pepper in the freezer

2. Slang for cock

1. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

2. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

by Hezaa May 26, 2010