Amelia Watson: "'...nothing beats a Ground Pound!' That's funny, 'cause uh.. you guys know.. that's actually.. what I did TO YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT HEHAHAHAHA."
This is similar to the move in the Mario Brother’s games and can be preformed by either a woman or a man. If a woman is performing, she jumps from a perched location and tries to land her cooch right on the man’s wang. If the man is performing, he attempts to achieve a hole in one in the woman’s snatch. Failure to penetrate = unimaginable pain and possibly an ER visit.
Tyrant: Yo big easy, why didn’t you come golfing yesterday?
Big Easy: Dawg, my dick is broken. I attempted a Ground Pound on my wife, and I totally missed. My dick ran right into the ground, and now it’s more purple than a rotten eggplant.
Tyrant: Just rub some neosporin on it and you should be fine.
Named after attack moves made by Mario and other Nintendo characters, it is the act of making love to your girlfriend so hard that the appartment room below you shakes.
My Land Lord yelled at me because our neighbor heardus Ground Pound...
1. To have epic sex with someone, or to pound someone at max power 2. To slam one’s fist into the ground so hard that a crack appears in the floor, mostly appearing in anime
“Did you hear? He ground pounded his girl last night so hard that she would not stop moaning!”
“In Dragon Ball Z, the best fight scenes always involve one of the characters performing a full power ground pound.”
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).