potnoodle 

Something that is simple or easy to solve, like a 4-piece jigsaw puzzle.

"Who could have committed this horrible crime?"
"Potnoodle, my dear Watson. It was the butler!"

potnoodle by P. J. April 12, 2008

potnoodle fringe

A fringe that looks like you have a pot noodle on your head

Anyone who is not a scouser could have one of these e.g. A wool or a manc and so on. A u potnoodle fringe fuck off

potnoodle fringe by Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsa December 17, 2013

Potnoodle_vr 

He’s a noodle who is very good at getting girls

“Wow it’s potnoodle_vr let’s go get griddy”

Potnoodle_vr by Potnoodle_VR April 15, 2022

Pot noodle and a wank

Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.

I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.

Pot noodle and a wank by AluXeZ January 10, 2010

Pot Noodle 

Dehydrated noodles & vegetables, textured soya protein and preservatives. In a pot.

Pot Noodles - the staple diet of all students.

Pot Noodle by Miss Agreeable May 27, 2004

poonoodle 

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole

"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"

poonoodle by nate stahl November 11, 2008

prenoodle 

the act of inserting a pool noodle into ones anus prior to intercourse or masturbation.

i always prenoodle before i wank.

prenoodle by Blakedo23 January 3, 2015