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Dehydrated noodles & vegetables, textured soya protein and preservatives. In a pot.
Pot Noodles - the staple diet of all students.
by Miss Agreeable May 27, 2004
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To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened
"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"
by Graham Lester January 13, 2005
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"bring me the cheapist most delicious food available and make it snappy"
by sam.f June 08, 2003
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Something that is simple or easy to solve, like a 4-piece jigsaw puzzle.
"Who could have committed this horrible crime?"
"Potnoodle, my dear Watson. It was the butler!"
by P. J. April 12, 2008
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The best thing out of all the things. A pot noodle can be found on Courtney Love's rider along with a syringe of krokodil after she does a gig. It can be your friend when the sun just don't shine or when you just need a snack to kill brain cells. Pot Noodles... because you're worth it.
Courtney Love: Gah, tough crowd, need sustenance, pot noodle.
by MaxisStrife February 20, 2015
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wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY
i always wanted to type that word have never done i tb4
by super noodle roolz August 16, 2003
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