Potching

playing about with something

He potching about in the garage.

by r3p January 31, 2012

Potching

Welsh slang- To cheat/ have an affair

I heard Dylan was caught potching with Megan last night.

by Rld9493 April 29, 2024

still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.

Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!

by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

pitching a cave

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.

When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.

by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016

grief poaching

Expressing phony or exaggerated grief for a tragic event that one wasn't really close to, in order to get attention or advance one's career. Coined by author Anna Shinoda.

When Michael Jackson passed away, you had every C-list celebrity in the universe on television, like, 'Oh, man, I was so moved!' and crying. I was disgusted by all that grief poaching.

by jewishfoodie July 13, 2015

poaching eggs

When a male is in a jacuzzi bath tub or hot tub and he masturbates or is masturbated to completion.

Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.

by Johnny Burk May 4, 2018

Friend Poaching

When one friend befriends another through your introduction, soon putting more effort into that person than you do, simultaneously making you seem less desirable and devaluing both your original friendships. This can happen consciously or unconsciously. Notably, one does not tend to ever make any new friends for themselves through the friend poacher.

I used to be close with Guy until I introduced him to Buddy, who started inviting him out all the time; I think Buddy is friend poaching, especially considering I've never met any good friends through him.

by Jernstar October 1, 2016