A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.
by Sean Stevens October 22, 2007
A dick that is literally shaped like a potato.
Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.
Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.
*Watching porn with friend, no homo*
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.
by chronowarp January 10, 2014
by A Holy Crusader March 30, 2022
Girl 1: I heard you slept with Cory!
Girl 2: Yeah, hes big... but it would look alot bigger if he wasnt a potato dick.
Girl 2: Yeah, hes big... but it would look alot bigger if he wasnt a potato dick.
by Bretzky October 27, 2006
A penis that is larger and fatter than most. Known to make a woman fall in love when she feels it inside of her.
Girl: bitch guess what the fuck happened to me last night?
Friend: what?
Girl: I slept with this guy and he has a potato dick!
Friend: ooo I want some!
Friend: what?
Girl: I slept with this guy and he has a potato dick!
Friend: ooo I want some!
by Lucky Lucy December 29, 2017
When a married man has an uncircumcised penis and flirts with a co-worker. His wife’s friends then turn his uncircumcised penis, which resembles a sweet potato, into sweet potato dick casserole.
If he speaks to that book sorting bitch in Spanish then I will turn his dick into sweet potato dick casserole!
by Clitney October 17, 2018
by Codking43 March 23, 2016