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Potato Computer 

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)
Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .
Potato Computer by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

computer potato 

A computer potato is one who downloads media through file sharing networks such as bit-torrent and spends much of their time watching shows obtained. The type of media could range from movies to anime to japanese drama episodes.
Dude, that guy stays in his room and watches shows on his computer all day long. He's such a computer potato!
computer potato by francilloscope September 7, 2005

Computer Potato 

When a person uses the computer rather then getting exercise.
Person 1 " Dude, I just got so much gold off my sword!"

Person 2 " GETTA LIFE, YOU FUCKING COMPUTER POTATO ! "

Computer Potato by ImSoMcLovin January 23, 2009

potatocommuter 

Potatocommuter is a roblox user that owns the group Potato Transit Authority (see Potato Transit Authority on Urban Dictionary)

Potatocommuter is a potato and a very impressive developer.

He developed the Callaghan, Kennedy, part of Dumont and Blokaways, and Fifth Avenue lines.
Man: Does potatocommuter still own the group Potato Transit Authority?

Man 2: I literally have no idea who you're talking about.

Man: Y'know, he used to be called ARCADIOMAN30, the developer for train games on roblox?

Man 2: What the fuck is a roblox?
potatocommuter by him872 June 21, 2023
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026