Definitions by Doghawk_

Portmaning 

Shoving roadkill up your butthole for sexual pleasure

I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.

I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.

Portmaning by Doghawk_ June 10, 2015