posterman 

He is a Scottish Red Haired big Glass looking Freak! By day he does his Clark Kent Record Label Running by night he changes into the Posterman a wild drinking freak causing mayhem and mischief wherever he goes.......
p.s. Hi sidekicks are called Honkey-Kats

Since Batman and Robin are now old and over the hill.....who can save Gothom City from the Posterman......

posterman by Mayor of Gothom City November 11, 2004

posterman 

he is ready to take back the town.....

the posterman was pissed off with all the free-willy honkeys and is taking back the town .... he is ready for the DANCE!!!!!!!

posterman by Jimmy S Shine March 23, 2005

Nathan Peterman 

When you think of this of this man, a few things will come to mind. Legendary ineptitude, interceptions, terrible, "why is this guy in the league?" Honestly, I could go on but that would be insulting the power of this proud meme.

Nathan Peterman has thrown 5 interceptions today. What an achievement!

Nathan Peterman by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020

Pottermatum 

Forcing a girl to make a choice between two ultimatums;
Stop being best friends

Start dating eachother

He was her best friend before he gave her the pottermatum

Pottermatum by ldm9two March 29, 2020

Postman Pat 

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.

Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat

Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016

polterwang

the "phantom penis" effect certain pants have upon the female form.

"These new jeans make my ass look great but give me a polterwang when i sit down."

polterwang by freak nasty March 17, 2007

pooperman 

something that is better than superman and that can kick your ass

pooperman is the best super hero ever

pooperman by jake paul May 4, 2018