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postmates by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017
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Post-Date Depression
Usually occurring the day after you go on a date with your girlfriend/boyfriend when you feel extremely sad and lonely because you had such a fun time with that person and now you miss them a ton.
"So how was your hangout with Chloe last night?"
"Aw, man it was amazing, but I've got some serious post-date depression right now. I miss her like crazy. AHHH!"
"Aw, man it was amazing, but I've got some serious post-date depression right now. I miss her like crazy. AHHH!"
Post-Date Depression by Fitz11 August 19, 2009
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Postmates Gypsy
Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."
Postmates Gypsy by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021
Post-date postmate
When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.
Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
Post-date postmate by Polo boy September 10, 2019
postmate
to lend any object to someone, not just food. Postmates delivers not just food (as most people assume) but also groceries, alcohol, clothing, etc. Music artist John Mayer used this term while explaining his encounter with pop star Shawn Mendes needing clothing and asking Mayer to "postmate" him some.
"'...Do you think you could Postmates underwear?... I'm just, I'm out of underwear.' And I said, 'You don't have to Postmates underwear, man, I'll get you underwear.'"
"Hey can you postmate me some money? I'll pay you back"
"Hey can you postmate me some money? I'll pay you back"
postmate by corn_ramen July 28, 2019
postmate
NOT to lend any object to someone, not just food. Not sure who would make up something like that. No one uses it like that.
Guys, Knee just tried to make up a fake definition of 'postmate' on Urban Dictionary. That's not cool.
postmate by bustedgroudon July 28, 2019
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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