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Politiking 

The act of instigating someone else, or two or more other people into a verbal, or physical, fight.

Commonly used in NYC
Person A: Damn bro you just gonna let him clown you like that, like its that easy? He can just say whatever he want and you gonna do nun about it???
Person B: Man, stfu you stay politiking
Politiking by Kdemon12 April 20, 2020

Tactical positioning

The activity of sitting in The corner of a room thanking of how you have no life and just love to stare at doors waiting for kids to walk in.
Being a pussy ass camper aka Tactical positioning in a corner of a room unnoticed waiting for little kids to walk in the room so you can shit on them with your mac10.
Tactical positioning by Silas07 January 7, 2021

politicing 

Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned
"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"
politicing by Brianne1979 January 15, 2006

Girlfriend Positioning System 

The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.

Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?

Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???

John: dude!

Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning 

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary
When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.

politicing 

Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned
"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"
politicing by Brianne1979 July 26, 2008