Portered 

Verb. Interrogated by U. S. Congresswoman Katie Porter

The CEO of a pharmaceutical company looked very uncomfortable today while getting Portered today for profiting off of tripling the price of a prescription cancer pill.

Portered by Skyrdwer September 30, 2020

Portered 

To be fucked in the ass while you sleep

I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"

Portered by Olio bandito March 4, 2021

Getting Portered 

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.

I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.

Getting Portered by Mick 541 May 10, 2018

Portered 

To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.

"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."

Portered by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023

Portered 

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android

Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered

Portered by Lilbob February 10, 2025

Portered 

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.

I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered

Portered by Lilbob February 10, 2025