porkus

an obese dirty scuzzy minkey of the homosexual variety.

there is no way to put into sentence the dirtyness, scuzzyness, and homosexualness of porkus

by anti-minkey society March 12, 2008

porkus

of or pertaining to the stature of a pork like figure

Richard Lai was walking down the street on day when an innocent, naive child was run over by his porkus head!

by dorkus March 1, 2003

Porkus Maximus

Synonymous with "whole hog". Taking a given endeavor to the maximum extent with wanton disregard for any collateral damage. The focus is on maximizing the end result. In other words, the ends are more important than the means of achieving that end result.

The term was first coined by Pat Buchanan to describe Hillary Clinton's campaign.

Kyle: "What's your strategy tonight at the bar?"

Daniel: "I plan on aggressively playing all my cards."

Tom: "So you want to go 'whole hog'?"

Daniel: "Indeed, porkus maximus!"

by Hoggard February 18, 2009

Dorkus porkus

Someone who is dorkier than a dork, stupid, geeky, foolish

"You are such a dorkus porkus"

by AmandaLT February 3, 2010

Boinky Porkus

Boinky porkus - to boink and to pork at the same damn time…deeply sexual connection between two individuals. Where they both fuck each other as hard and passionately as possible till one of the two involved parties quite literally squeals like a stolen baby piglet.

“She gave him a marevelous round of boinky porkus”

by Merito millerto May 20, 2022

porkslut

whore, ugly pig who has no self respect

never touch a dirty porkslut. shit'll ruin yo rep

by Absolom24 October 14, 2013

Porkistani

Porkistanis are the of Pakistanis who always speak about Muslim Ummah but hate other Muslims and minorities based on ethnicity and religion.They are either hardcore Muslims or Muslims only by tag.They act like white supremacists on the internet towards other South Asians but play victim card in the abroad.They love their army and government so much.They have deep rooted hatred for other Muslims such as Bengalis and Afghans,specially Bengalis as they try to deny the genocide of 1971 and try to address Bengali Muslims as black and short but try to get their sympathy on Kashmir issue which they brag about 24/7.They even show racism based on food habits because they think eating fish is inferior ironically their Chinese masters eat way more fish than any race in the world.

Bengali:....
Pakistani:Haha,we killed y'all.But we are Muslim Ummah.You should stop eating fish as it’s Hindu.Kashmi-
Bengali:Shut up Porkistani.Go and sell your women to Chinese bride markets.

by KodumollaPorkistani May 12, 2022