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pornundrum 

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum
i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum
pornundrum by assy mcsluttyballs December 21, 2009
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paranundrum 

a blending of both paradox and conundrum,meaning a problem or puzzle impossible to solve by any means
That girl is a paranundrum,ill never understand her!
The meaning of life is a paranundrum
What goes on in the mind of a woman is a paranundrum
paranundrum by dave mack September 14, 2006
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when you're trying to come up with the perfect pun, but can't
I was trying to make a pun out of cats and craps but couldn't make it work. whatta punundrum
punundrum by Plomatik April 16, 2015

pronundrum 

The potential opportunity created by a confusing or illogical problem; an attempt to fabricate an opportunity where one is actually highly unlikely/ impossible;
fabricated opposite of conundrum;
While locking your car keys inside your car is a conundrum, claiming that you can take some action to resolve the situation would convert the situation into a "pronundrum".
pronundrum by Reubarbarian May 3, 2011
it is a word used when lennons battle against each other in a pool tornament, in the 'billiard' room.
oh my god laura you have been PUNUNDRUMED.
punundrum by LENNON MASSIVE. February 21, 2009

paranundrum 

A situation of twisted circumstances where you are unhappy if you do the right thing and you are equally unhappy if you do the wrong thing.
"Dave" loved his girlfriend, but he also loved the things this other girl would do for/to him. If he stayed faithful, he'd miss his opportunity for a wild hook up. But since the other girl was his girlfriend's sister, if he took advantage of the hook up he'd loose his girlfriend. Dave is in a sexual paranundrum.
paranundrum by Jaysmeeezy April 26, 2006

PENUNDRUM. 

A conundrum, but this time, it's you who is making it hard. When something should be easy, yet your own brain turns it into an unnecessary struggle. This term is coined by Rizictionary (2025), a collection of words invented for the modern mind’s daily struggles.
This word could be used in sentences like the following:
“I spent five minutes trying to plug in my charger before realizing I had the wrong cable. Classic penundrum.”
“Tried to open a push door by pulling it for way too long. My brain just blue-screened. Total penundrum.”
“Spent an hour looking for my glasses… while wearing them. This penundrum nearly took me out.”
PENUNDRUM. by rehlish☆ February 25, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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