pornundrum

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum

i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum

by assy mcsluttyballs December 21, 2009

paranundrum

a blending of both paradox and conundrum,meaning a problem or puzzle impossible to solve by any means

That girl is a paranundrum,ill never understand her!
The meaning of life is a paranundrum
What goes on in the mind of a woman is a paranundrum

by dave mack September 14, 2006

punundrum

when you're trying to come up with the perfect pun, but can't

I was trying to make a pun out of cats and craps but couldn't make it work. whatta punundrum

by Plomatik April 16, 2015

pronundrum

The potential opportunity created by a confusing or illogical problem; an attempt to fabricate an opportunity where one is actually highly unlikely/ impossible;
fabricated opposite of conundrum;

While locking your car keys inside your car is a conundrum, claiming that you can take some action to resolve the situation would convert the situation into a "pronundrum".

by Reubarbarian May 3, 2011

punundrum

it is a word used when lennons battle against each other in a pool tornament, in the 'billiard' room.

oh my god laura you have been PUNUNDRUMED.

by LENNON MASSIVE. February 21, 2009

paranundrum

A situation of twisted circumstances where you are unhappy if you do the right thing and you are equally unhappy if you do the wrong thing.

"Dave" loved his girlfriend, but he also loved the things this other girl would do for/to him. If he stayed faithful, he'd miss his opportunity for a wild hook up. But since the other girl was his girlfriend's sister, if he took advantage of the hook up he'd loose his girlfriend. Dave is in a sexual paranundrum.

by Jaysmeeezy April 26, 2006

PENUNDRUM.

A conundrum, but this time, it's you who is making it hard. When something should be easy, yet your own brain turns it into an unnecessary struggle. This term is coined by Rizictionary (2025), a collection of words invented for the modern mind’s daily struggles.

This word could be used in sentences like the following:
“I spent five minutes trying to plug in my charger before realizing I had the wrong cable. Classic penundrum.”
“Tried to open a push door by pulling it for way too long. My brain just blue-screened. Total penundrum.”
“Spent an hour looking for my glasses… while wearing them. This penundrum nearly took me out.”

by rehlish☆ February 25, 2025