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paranundrum 

a blending of both paradox and conundrum,meaning a problem or puzzle impossible to solve by any means
That girl is a paranundrum,ill never understand her!
The meaning of life is a paranundrum
What goes on in the mind of a woman is a paranundrum
paranundrum by dave mack September 14, 2006
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pornundrum 

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum
i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum
pornundrum by assy mcsluttyballs December 21, 2009
when you're trying to come up with the perfect pun, but can't
I was trying to make a pun out of cats and craps but couldn't make it work. whatta punundrum
punundrum by Plomatik April 16, 2015
it is a word used when lennons battle against each other in a pool tornament, in the 'billiard' room.
oh my god laura you have been PUNUNDRUMED.
punundrum by LENNON MASSIVE. February 21, 2009

paranundrum 

A situation of twisted circumstances where you are unhappy if you do the right thing and you are equally unhappy if you do the wrong thing.
"Dave" loved his girlfriend, but he also loved the things this other girl would do for/to him. If he stayed faithful, he'd miss his opportunity for a wild hook up. But since the other girl was his girlfriend's sister, if he took advantage of the hook up he'd loose his girlfriend. Dave is in a sexual paranundrum.
paranundrum by Jaysmeeezy April 26, 2006

Phonumdrum 

The dilemma one experiences when deciding to answer a phone call from a phone number unknown to you.
Phone calls from a unknown number causes such a phonumdrum.
Phonumdrum by GreekMan57 October 12, 2016
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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