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porno hair

usage: adjective; term pertaining to unruly and and stubborn hair which is purposely kept untidy and dishevelled in attempts to create a "just got lucky" appearance. The goal may be accomplished by the usage of mouse, gels, teasing techniques, blow dyers and hair extentions.
"Sally had always flat-ironed her unruly hair but when she became a porn-star, she was a natural!"
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Porn hair 

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs
1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.
Porn hair by ansb May 22, 2013

porn hair 

When one's hair is slicked back, curly, and uncombed, resembling the appearance of a pornstar after an intense session.
After an encounter with kyla cole in the movie In Diana and the temple of Poon, I left the set with porn hair, while eating a jizz muffin.
porn hair by macowzke 927 September 8, 2003

hair porn 

person 1: What's hair porn?

person 2: Stana Katic's hair

person 1: Who?

person 2: Detective Kate Beckett from Castle

person 1: Ohhhhh okay!
hair porn by naughtsfan September 7, 2011

hair porn 

when someone's hair is so sexy, that just looking at it, makes you feel like you're watching some hot, steamy film. (or makes you wish you were in a hot, steamy film with that person...and their hair)
-hey, have you seen those pictures of rob pattinson's hair on the internet?
-yea!! can you say HAIR PORN!?!?"
hair porn by Jazmania March 17, 2009

hair porn 

n. Hair that is very attractive looking, especially on a certain person who is attractive. It is usually determined by the hairstyle and how messy it is.
"Look at that picture of David Tennant! Talk about hair porn!"
hair porn by WhovianGirl August 20, 2011

Hair Porn 

Beautiful, enticing images of hair that are so alluring they become addictive.

Hair that is so good that it must be 'bad'.
My wife/husband caught me browsing through PYXIE in the middle of the night, again, and I had to admit - I'm addicted to hair porn.

Whenever my hair needs a little inspiration, I treat myself to some hair porn and the ideas start flowing.
Hair Porn by wikiwordsmith August 1, 2014
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