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usage: adjective; term pertaining to unruly and and stubborn hair which is purposely kept untidy and dishevelled in attempts to create a "just got lucky" appearance. The goal may be accomplished by the usage of mouse, gels, teasing techniques, blow dyers and hair extentions.

"Sally had always flat-ironed her unruly hair but when she became a porn-star, she was a natural!"

porno hair by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 14, 2005

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Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

Porn hair by ansb May 22, 2013

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porn hair

When one's hair is slicked back, curly, and uncombed, resembling the appearance of a pornstar after an intense session.

After an encounter with kyla cole in the movie In Diana and the temple of Poon, I left the set with porn hair, while eating a jizz muffin.

porn hair by macowzke 927 September 8, 2003

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hair porn

Stana Katic's hair

person 1: What's hair porn?

person 2: Stana Katic's hair

person 1: Who?

person 2: Detective Kate Beckett from Castle

person 1: Ohhhhh okay!

hair porn by naughtsfan September 7, 2011

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hair porn

when someone's hair is so sexy, that just looking at it, makes you feel like you're watching some hot, steamy film. (or makes you wish you were in a hot, steamy film with that person...and their hair)

-hey, have you seen those pictures of rob pattinson's hair on the internet?
-yea!! can you say HAIR PORN!?!?"

hair porn by Jazmania March 17, 2009

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hair porn

n. Hair that is very attractive looking, especially on a certain person who is attractive. It is usually determined by the hairstyle and how messy it is.

"Look at that picture of David Tennant! Talk about hair porn!"

hair porn by WhovianGirl August 20, 2011

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Hair Porn

Beautiful, enticing images of hair that are so alluring they become addictive.

Hair that is so good that it must be 'bad'.

My wife/husband caught me browsing through PYXIE in the middle of the night, again, and I had to admit - I'm addicted to hair porn.

Whenever my hair needs a little inspiration, I treat myself to some hair porn and the ideas start flowing.

Hair Porn by wikiwordsmith August 1, 2014

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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