Pornagraphic Memory

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.

Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.

by Mocoholi August 14, 2010

pornagraphic memory

the ability to remember where pictures, screenshots & memes are in your phone based around the time that you received a nude from someone

AP: you're literally never going to find that meme, its been years
Louie: Bet, i have a pornagraphic memory and i know Emily sent me a nude right around the time I saved that meme

by Snaplatts January 19, 2021

Pornographic Memory

The ability to recognize the identity of a person by merely glancing at their buttocks or breasts.

Brian must have a "pornographic memory" because he can recognize Lisa based on her buttocks.

by palistimatos April 5, 2012

Pornographic Memory

The ability to name, recognize, remember and/or recall every porno movie, picture, pornstar and moneyshot that you've ever laid eyes upon. (The greater the volume, the greater the commendation.)
See: Moneyshot

Sir Spanks-a-lot confidently deleted the recently downloaded Young-Dum and Full of Cum.mpg #5c, starring Aurora Snow, as his pornographic memory informed him that it was already stored on his computer's hard drive; cluster#: 43,600; sector# 165; Size: 133,455,000 bytes, et al.

by Jackie Treehorn March 7, 2004

Pornographic Memory

The ability to remember any movie, book or event perfectly, but with more sex.

To many, her pornographic memory seemed like a gift but recollections of family reunions were quite awkward and traumatic.

by evtron April 18, 2011

Pornographic memory

I started saying this about 20 years ago to make the girl's laugh. It's pretty self explanatory. Use it instead of photo. It's one of those words people look back at you, like "did he just say that?".

Of course I will remember, I have a pornographic memory!

by Tnutz May 24, 2023