porn mouth 

a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.

me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.

porn mouth by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022

porn mouth 

a phrase i came up with to describe having satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn/masturbating. for example, masturbating but having a bad taste in your mouth to distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. however, having no distracting residual tastes in your mouth would be porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower clean and bacteria-less, having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.

me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some sour cream pringles: damn it, i can’t do this, this isn’t porn mouth.

porn mouth by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022

porn mouth 

when a person watches so much porn that every reference they make, or metaphor, or outward joke invariably is far too sexually graphic and innappropriate regarding genitals specifically in any given environment. therefore, surrounding people take note of that person's porn problem via their porn mouth symtoms. Excessive porn mouth can indicate an incel.

ex. you get a new cat, friends come to meet, that one person who says over and over, 'i love your pussy', like 15 times thinking its still funny. porn mouth=porn all day all the time.

porn mouth by rebeccaxclass February 21, 2023

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Promote porn month

February.

The month where you are encourged to watch all the porn you can and invite all your friends over to watch it. And the month where they have all the porn shows and porn festivals ect. they can.

It's almost the first day of promote porn month.

Promote porn month by Judge dreed7 April 25, 2011

poonmouth 

A person/man/woman/thing with a poon as a mouth. Came from the ancient dragon named "poon" who had a vagina as a mouth. People picked on it pecause it was green, hairy and smelly.

That chick over there gave me some good head, I swear she must have a poonmouth because it was slimy and smelly but felt soo damn good.

poonmouth by poonfaceator June 25, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005