poonmouth 

A person/man/woman/thing with a poon as a mouth. Came from the ancient dragon named "poon" who had a vagina as a mouth. People picked on it pecause it was green, hairy and smelly.

That chick over there gave me some good head, I swear she must have a poonmouth because it was slimy and smelly but felt soo damn good.

poonmouth by poonfaceator June 25, 2008

poormouth 

To whine and complain that you don't have much money, that you're destitute from other expenses etc. when negotiating for goods or services when, in reality, you're loaded and much better off than the person you're haggling with.

"Don't let him poormouth you into doing that job for half price. He's a millionaire a couple times over."

poormouth by The99Percent January 11, 2012

pittsburgh plowmouth 

A sex act originating in the Pittsburgh area in which a female with braces is grabbed by both ears and guided through fast paced oral sex.

Dude, I could really go for a Pittsburgh Plowmouth right about now!

pittsburgh plowmouth by Meatman January 11, 2006

poormouthing

Someone who has money, but goes around complaining how they don't have enough cash to pay their bills or buy food,

she has a spit shined brand new lexus in the driveway, so i dont want to hear her poormouthing herself when its time to pay her rent.

poormouthing by groomergirl December 10, 2015

Poopmouth 

Poopmouth is a person who has incredibly bad breath, as if they had eaten fecal matter. It may smell as if they had eaten a poop sandwich.

Brush your teeth, poopmouth!

Poopmouth by trinketsntreats April 24, 2009

Poopmouth 

referring to a girl/guy who has licked a butthole, tossed a salad, played the rusty trombone, etc.

dont kiss that girl shes a poopmouth

Poopmouth by license to chill February 9, 2006

Poontooth 

The wireless synchronization of women’s menstrual cycle.

Since the mother-in-law moved in, the poontooth is in full synch. Now double-psycho-bitch mode is in full effect once a month.

Poontooth by Warzeboy January 30, 2010