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porn face 

A woman who isn't beautiful or pretty, but could definitely appear in a pornographic movie.
"Gretchen Wilson has porn face!"
porn face by j.e.t. January 2, 2009
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Face-to-face Porn

Porn up close. Not in a magazine or your laptop or whatever.
Last night at the club these girls were showing some face-to-face porn.
Face-to-face Porn by Heeey!! December 19, 2008

face!porn 

Sam comes in hot spurts all over Dean's face.

WOW. Face!porn
face!porn by sleepless3333 October 20, 2008

facebook porn 

The act of looking at all of the pictures of a person on facebook. The less you know the person, the better.
Dude, stop lookin' at facebook porn.
facebook porn by Poop Geyser January 15, 2008

facebook porn 

fb porn is alternately defined as those rather questionable pictures that certain facebook sluts post of themselves in super skimpy clothes/slutty bathing suits/sexual poses/obvious "look at my tits/ass/..." amature-porn-like photos

-the posters of facebook porn think it's cool and sexy, but it's just kinda weird, TMI, and makes them look cheap (especially when women do it).

-also, the said posters of facebook porn tend to act all perturbed when people facebook stalk them like crazy (which is totally out of line on the part of the poster)
Dude, this girl Mandy is such a cyber slut. She acts all conservative in person, then posts this rediculous facebook porn--and she wonders why every guy in school looks at her that way.

I love looking at Mike's facebook porn. God-damn, he doesn't leave anything to the imagination.
facebook porn by unluckypirate October 18, 2008

Facebook Porn 

noun 3 (Fay-ss-boo-k pore-ne): a picture on facebook that is worth getting off too. some people are more into facebook porn than actual porn, and search profiles for pictures rather than watching porn. facebook porn is legall so long as it doesnt violate the terms and conditions of facebook. all ages of users of facebook participate in facebook porn posting. both genders know/participate about/with it because 50% of all pictures on facebook are in bathing suits or more skin is showing than clothing. girls pull their pants/bottoms down a little further, and guys do the same. nearly all profile pictures are facebook porn. girls show they are trying to put out by bending at the waste (to let boobs hang), puckering lips, taking pictures in bathroom, dressing up, arial shots, editing, and dress up.
Kyle: did you hook up last night with Kristina?
Matt: no she wouldnt put out, so i looked for her Facebook Porn, and got off that way
Kyle: me too! she has so many good facebook porn pictures i dont even need to use her.
Matt: and she just got back from mexico with Cheyenne!
Facebook Porn by guymanchill July 10, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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