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Porn Computer 

a personal computer, either in the form of a laptop or desktop, usually infected with other viruses, for example cyber herpes, and/or is lacking in memory or in need of major repairs, that has been dedicated for the consumption and/or viewing of porn.
"Don't ever say I didn't buy you anything," said Joey, "I gave you a porn computer for your personal entertainment needs."
Porn Computer by mes1983 December 27, 2009
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Music and Porn Computer 

An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.
Yo Giselle why you got two computers?

This laptop is where I do all of my importnat stuff like keep track of hair and nail appointments. And this one is my music and porn computer where I store all my pics from Tom's secret locker room cam.
Music and Porn Computer by artgod33 February 20, 2009
Word of the Day on May 24, 2012

produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

A game that just came out in yourmomspussydick 2046 produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator
let's play this game you cunt
ok let's play produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026