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A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.

What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
How'd you total your car?

I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.
by artgod33 December 31, 2008

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Puking and diarreah at the same time. Can be from either a sickness like the flu or from a really bad hangover.
Johan couldn't pay someone enough to clean the bathroom after a 6 hour bout of the north and souths after drinking the entire bottle of Jager the night before.
by artgod33 January 21, 2009

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An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.
Yo Giselle why you got two computers?

This laptop is where I do all of my importnat stuff like keep track of hair and nail appointments. And this one is my music and porn computer where I store all my pics from Tom's secret locker room cam.
by artgod33 February 20, 2009

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