PORD

a person who pokes a giraffe why glomping a koala bear

that chav over there is a pord

by Alex n steph January 23, 2009

Pord

The substance left behind in a toilet if feces is left in it for a few hours.

Emily: Ew, there is a phenomenal amount of pord in your toilet
Micheal: Yeah my brother forgot to flush

by the_other_bean February 16, 2020

pordes

the bitchiest bitch ever to walk this earth...

man that lady was a pordes!!

by lakstju March 03, 2005

pord watcher

to look at porn nonstop with no clothes.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.

chambers: hey pord watcher!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!

by brendapat February 22, 2010