PORD
that chav over there is a pord
PORD by Alex n steph January 23, 2009
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Pord
Emily: Ew, there is a phenomenal amount of pord in your toilet
Micheal: Yeah my brother forgot to flush
Micheal: Yeah my brother forgot to flush
Pord by the_other_bean February 16, 2020
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Pordee • PORD • pordepee • pord watcher • pordage • pordan jeterson • pordes • Pordheruse • pordi • Pordice
pord watcher
to look at porn nonstop with no clothes.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.
chambers: hey pord watcher!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!
pord watcher by brendapat February 22, 2010
pordan jeterson
The radical leftist, Marxist and anticapitalistic arch-nemesis of Jordan Peterson; known for being an avid supporter of equality of outcome and critical race theory. The Yin to the Yang that is Jordan Peterson.
pordan jeterson by Shirt_Pants June 17, 2021
Pordomn
The point of boredom where one decides to look at porn for the sheer entertainment; often results in masturbation.
Pordomn by BM Foster Child December 13, 2010
Pordy Time
When you are at a party, and you suddenly get a burst of energy and just start dancing your heart out.
Pordy Time by Jperlz May 19, 2019
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