by lelu the only one April 5, 2008
Man#walks up to old Irish womans house knocks on the door and asks do you have any work for me?
# Irish woman # yeah you can paint my porch# #man# no problem but that's not a (Porsche )it's a BMW ,,,,,, porche? Wtf
# Irish woman # yeah you can paint my porch# #man# no problem but that's not a (Porsche )it's a BMW ,,,,,, porche? Wtf
by 373johncon#uwc March 10, 2020
by porcheeater June 17, 2008
by Shi gee November 13, 2019
Used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.
E.g., "that girl is so porch" could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following:
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing anal sex = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(This term is applicable to both men and women.)
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing anal sex = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(This term is applicable to both men and women.)
by Gabriel Cash May 5, 2006
A porch is a construction usually external to the walls of the main building proper, but may be enclosed by latticework, broad windows, screen, or other light frame walls extending from the main structure.
by Curtiss66 October 31, 2016
by Porched April 2, 2017