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Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto? 

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

POR QUESO HERMANO! 

A phrase used to express excitement for one's actions or abilities to do good. This phrase is used mostly by the Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy when he is feeling quiet STEEN!
Kelft: Ayo! I just got accepted into the new Gay Butt Sex Joint down the street!
Sned: POR QUESO HERMANO!

Porqueria 

Used to describe lack of quality.
Esto es una porqueria.

Usted es una porqueria.

Hablas porquerias.
Porqueria by Daylene LiNa January 28, 2008

porqueria 

Spanish for "crap." Literally, crap/filth within a pigsty.
"Esto es una porqueria." -- This is pig crap.

"No hables porqueria." -- Don't talk crap.
porqueria by thisistits September 11, 2009

Porque no te callas? 

English translation: Why don't you shut up?

A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.

In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.
Hugo Chavez: You are a fascist blah blah blah...

King of Spain: Porque no te callas?
Porque no te callas? by duh-nee December 15, 2007
'Because' in Spanish. Used as a conjunction.

Different from "¿Por qué?", which means "why?".
Guy 1: ¿Por qué comiste todo el pastel? (Why did you eat the whole cake?
Guy 2: Comí todo el pastel porque tuve hambre. (I ate the whole cake because I was hungry.)
porque by Phygar April 7, 2011