(Pronounced puh-tay-ter tahts). A cooler way of saying 'tater tots'. Seems to imply that potatoes go into the making of tater tots when really there aren't any. People don't realize that they aren't made with potatoes though, which makes this word ok to say.

Person 1: What'd you get for lunch?
Person 2: A cheeseburger and some potater tots.
Person 1: Sweetness.

potater tots by G-Bombz March 10, 2009

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Potaterminus

A potato of which has been left in the ground for too long and infected by the roots of plants around it. Once it enters this phase, it sprouts out of the ground and begins terrorizing people around it. The Potaterminus is not only infectious to other potatoes, but people too. Common symptoms that occur after contact with the Potaterminus include (but are not limited to) small brown spots across the body, traces of starch in blood, and a potato-like tone to skin, no matter the race. The Potaterminus' goals are unknown, but it does appear to be fully alive and is extremely hostile towards anything that breathes.

Brian: William, did you remember to harvest the potatoes this morning?
William: ...
Brian: So they wouldn't start rotting and possibly become a Potaterminus?
William: ...Uuh-
Brian: Well?
William: Yyyeah, no, we're fucked.

Potaterminus by mirrormanwastaken November 30, 2021

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