poptater

the misspelled version of a pop tart

guy 1 : " hey man, want a poptater? "

guy 2 : " don't u mean pop tart? "

guy 1 : " shoot sorry my dude, bad spelling and i need grammarly "

by fartsniffer3000 2.0 June 3, 2022

Potaters

The Redneck Way of Saying Potatoes. Rednecks as in Midwest and West Virginia.

Boy Betty, I sure do like them potater salads you just done did make over them there.

by Andrew Sinclair July 6, 2004

hater potater

Someone who is giving out hate and likes to be a potato at the same time.

marc: tumblr is so stupid
me: stop being such a hater potater

by Dr.phil August 1, 2012

Potaters

Another way of saying "awesomely loaded potatoes!"

"I love me some mashed potaters!"

by ProfessorMashedPotatoes May 15, 2018

pootater

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato

"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"

by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006

potater tots

(Pronounced puh-tay-ter tahts). A cooler way of saying 'tater tots'. Seems to imply that potatoes go into the making of tater tots when really there aren't any. People don't realize that they aren't made with potatoes though, which makes this word ok to say.

Person 1: What'd you get for lunch?
Person 2: A cheeseburger and some potater tots.
Person 1: Sweetness.

by G-Bombz March 10, 2009

Potaterminus

A potato of which has been left in the ground for too long and infected by the roots of plants around it. Once it enters this phase, it sprouts out of the ground and begins terrorizing people around it. The Potaterminus is not only infectious to other potatoes, but people too. Common symptoms that occur after contact with the Potaterminus include (but are not limited to) small brown spots across the body, traces of starch in blood, and a potato-like tone to skin, no matter the race. The Potaterminus' goals are unknown, but it does appear to be fully alive and is extremely hostile towards anything that breathes.

Brian: William, did you remember to harvest the potatoes this morning?
William: ...
Brian: So they wouldn't start rotting and possibly become a Potaterminus?
William: ...Uuh-
Brian: Well?
William: Yyyeah, no, we're fucked.

by mirrormanwastaken November 30, 2021