The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)
Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....
No...
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....
No...
by ItsAPosition May 09, 2011
Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
by ChuckWagon19 November 07, 2010
by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003
hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
by wreckage February 10, 2003
fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.
by Dokido January 18, 2009
by NicoleKaylynn May 13, 2008