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poptarting 

The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)
Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

No...
poptarting by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011

Poptarting 

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"
Poptarting by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020

Strawberry poptarting 

When a man fists a woman who is on her period and rubs her period blood on the vagina to then proceed to take a bite of said pussy
Jackson Worrell was strawberry poptarting my pussy so bad I need surgery. I will never strawberry poptart again.

Potating 

verb

the act of turning into a potato.
Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."
Potating by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023

potating 

The verb form of potato; the action of being a potato or acting like a potato.
Jenna was potating and thus everyone thought she was a freaky weirdo.
potating by Jennathetaco July 17, 2012

Pop-Tarting

The act of talking on a cell phone while it's on speakerphone as you hold it like a pop-tart.
I hate it when people are Pop-tarting on their phones in public.
Pop-Tarting by The Hist March 26, 2020