When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.
Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?
Emily- Sure what do i do?
Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you
Emily- Sure what do i do?
Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you
by lihams22 February 18, 2014
Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
by ChuckWagon19 November 05, 2010
by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003
hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
by wreckage February 10, 2003
fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.
by Dokido October 07, 2008
by NicoleKaylynn May 14, 2008