popcorn butt 

A lumpy butt, prominently observed through the spandex pants worn by fast food employees.

like you gots to have a popcorn butt to get a job at macdonalds

popcorn butt by mcart January 25, 2008

popcorn butt 

The kind of buttocks that stick out and are very noticeable. Usually associated with women.

Hey man! Did you see the popcorn butt on that girl? Damn! That girl has a nice package for sure.

popcorn butt by Ndime October 27, 2007

Butt Popcorn 

Severe hemorroidal swelling around the perimeter of anus. The multitude of bumps resembles the texture of popped popcorn.

"What do you see back there Dr., is it bad?"

"Good lord Mr. Smith, you have so many hemorroids back here I feel like I just stuck my hand into a bag of butt popcorn."

Butt Popcorn by Jimboslice1976 October 19, 2013

Popcorn button 

The button on the microwave that burns your pop corn so badly that it is inedible, while setting off the fire alarm in the process.

"Why is the smoke alarm going off?
"Popcorn button, man."

Popcorn button by xhausted110 March 4, 2016

Popcorn button 

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.

Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.

Popcorn button by Random_Limo April 20, 2024

Buttered Popcorn

The act of fucking someone in the ass who has eaten corn for a week straight, while using buttered flavored crisco as lube. When the heat from the friction of sex starts to build you can smell buttered popcorn. Carefull not to do it too fast or the pocorn will burn.

Last night Betsy and i made buttered popcorn.

Buttered Popcorn by glassballs4u October 30, 2016

Buttered popcorn

When you fill your hand with squeezable butter then add popcorn kernels, then beat off creating friction till the popcorn pops.

Little Ricky buttered popcorn last night.

Buttered popcorn by Big juicy jay July 29, 2020