Definitions by Jimboslice1976
8 ball piss
"Damn man, you just pissed for like a minute."
"Yeah, it was an 8 ball piss. I drank 2 forties of OE."
"Yeah, it was an 8 ball piss. I drank 2 forties of OE."
8 ball piss by Jimboslice1976 October 28, 2013
chronic alcoholic
chronic alcoholic by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013
bloody gash
A vagina during menstruation.
"Dude, do you ever have sex with your girl when she's on the rag?"
"No way, I don't like bloody gash."
"No way, I don't like bloody gash."
bloody gash by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013
doubleupagus
doubleupagus by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013
not made in China
A myth in North America in the year 2013 that there are still products on the market that are not made in China.
"I heard that there was a screwdriver for sale at a hardware store in southern Oklahoma."
"Impossible. I looked there. There are no products left on shelves in North America that are not made in China."
"Impossible. I looked there. There are no products left on shelves in North America that are not made in China."
not made in China by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013
Butt Popcorn
Severe hemorroidal swelling around the perimeter of anus. The multitude of bumps resembles the texture of popped popcorn.
"What do you see back there Dr., is it bad?"
"Good lord Mr. Smith, you have so many hemorroids back here I feel like I just stuck my hand into a bag of butt popcorn."
"Good lord Mr. Smith, you have so many hemorroids back here I feel like I just stuck my hand into a bag of butt popcorn."
Butt Popcorn by Jimboslice1976 October 19, 2013
Big Black Buck Trigger Deer Dick Buck Sauce
Home made in Northern Michigan, this is premium deer bait designed specifically to lure the largest and darkest male deer into a deer blind imitating the aroma of a fresh, hot, dripping deer pussy.
"We are going to get the big one today Billy Bob."
"How do you know that Jim Bob?"
"Because I poured some of that big black buck trigger deer dick buck sauce all over the bait pile."
"How do you know that Jim Bob?"
"Because I poured some of that big black buck trigger deer dick buck sauce all over the bait pile."
Big Black Buck Trigger Deer Dick Buck Sauce by Jimboslice1976 October 19, 2013