pooudini

when you need to take a shit then it just disappears. and comes back later that day.

Christ i need to take a poo... oh wait it just pooudini.

by redrooter March 13, 2011

Pooudini

When you have one on deck, but it retreats back to its living quarters before it can jump ship

I thought I had to shit really bad, but as it turns out it was a pooudini! False alarm!

by T8knLssince1980 January 15, 2024

Poondini

When your guy friend gets a new girl and disappears. If a chick bails its a weendini

Anthony pulled a poondini as soon as he met Christina. Full disappearing act.

by Bobo Choncho January 11, 2014

Poopdini

When you go to change a baby's diaper, thinking the baby pooped, but there's nothing in the diaper.

Oh, stink. Better change you. Whoops, Poopdini!

by eatmorchickn October 11, 2009

Poudini

The poop that doesn't give you the satisfaction of observing it in the toilet when you're done.

I was on the shitter for 10 minutes and when I was done I looked down and there was nothing! I'd been Poudini'd.

by Ryboflavin Earl June 6, 2011

Poodini

When you take a dump, and the poo has slid into the shadows of the toilet bowl, and cannot be seen. There's also nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe.

I just came back from the shitter, and I'll be damned if it wasn't a "poodini"...it was quite an illusion, cuz I coulda sworn a little turd slid out!

by The AAR April 16, 2008

Poodini

Someone that constantly disappear's and when you look for them their always in the toilet.

Grant: "where's Dynamite?"
Dale: "not sure"
Grant: "I think he's in the toilet again"
Dale: "He is the biggest Poodini"
Grant: "fuck oath"

by Digger111 July 10, 2014