pooty T

the action a disloyal motherfucker commits when he comes around for false reasons, such as getting sympathy, or hooking up.

I thought the guy was pretty cool then he started pulling Pooty Ts and being dodgy; after he met my girl's friend we never heard from him again.

by nolipz October 22, 2003

pooty tang de caca

when something smells terrible

Bob took a nasty crap and it was pooty tang de caca.

by montalban January 16, 2009

Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc

Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!

by Bear Banger January 16, 2014

pooty tang

pooty being vagina tang being the white discharge from it hence pooty tang

by Beaner October 22, 2003

pooty tang

1.That guy who talks funny with Chris Rock and got his own movie.
2.Pussy juice

1.Pooty Tang is the greatest man alive.
2.I love pooty tang.

by Boo February 8, 2005

pooty-tang

slang for the most delicious part of the female body

I really love everything about the pooty-tang.

by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005

pooty tang

Fictional character who represents positive outcomes in the face of adversity; also a very cool guy who speaks jibberish.

"We never knew what Pootie was saying, but we always know what he MEANT."

That guy is so cool, he's playing like he's Pootie Tang . . . I just saw him smack the taste out of some punks mouth for using foul language in front of children.

by Real Movie Critic October 13, 2003