Definitions by LOVE2LAP
Female Lapper
Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!
Female Lapper by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005
pooty-tang
pooty-tang by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005