LOVE2LAP's definitions

pooty-tang

slang for the most delicious part of the female body

I really love everything about the pooty-tang.

by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005

Female Lapper

Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.

"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!

by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005