pootskeet

The act of farting out previous anal inseminations
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Oh my god! Brad came in my ass last night and today I keep having pootskeet after pootskeet!

by rickety titdirt September 21, 2015

poopskeet

An act of vandalism which requires two cooperating parties: the defecator and the ejaculator. The first party (defecator) must drop a deuce onto the victim or one of the victim's belongings. Immediately after the deuce has been dropped, the ejaculator must skeet on top of the load. With good form, the poopskeet will represent the duality of all things in nature; light and dark, good and evil, poop and skeet.

John and I poopskeeted all over that asshole's car yesterday. Taught him a lesson.

by steph4n June 23, 2008

Poopskeet

An act involving two playersin which the defecator, releases with great fury a freshly brewed batch of butt brownies upon a surface(usually the hood of a car). It is at this point in which the ejaculator explosively unloads his cock cannon subsequently causing a downpour of man juice onto the adjacent excrement. If the act has been preformed correctly a poopskeet will have been formed.

"Dude what the fuck is wrong with you, poopskeeting, really. Thats fucking gross."

"Sally's face totally got poopskeeted on last night.

by Grantasia June 23, 2008

Pooteeta

a word used from chicken little. Usually meaning anything you want it to , you can use it whenever you dont want to say anything else.

"yo man that girl is soo pooteeta"

"pooteeta is great"

by xXSAMMMMYYYXx March 15, 2011

poonskee oner

a phrase or term used by try-hard gronks, referring to a females genitals... Anyone who uses this phrase is quite obviously a virgin and will probably remain so until their mid 40's or even life

Gronk: oi bro did you get any poonskee oner on the weekend
guy: pfft fuck off you pathetic cunt

by aegdhkckt May 21, 2011