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pootertainment 

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.
I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom
pootertainment by aimecc April 28, 2014

Pootietang 

n. a boisterous or joyful activity containing speech and activity of the same kind; usually percepitated by strong feelings of urgency or increasing appetite; and followed by fufillment and ubiquitous satisfaction.
Kaelan, that pootietang last night was amazing.
Pootietang by Courtally March 30, 2011

Pootietang 

A woman's vagina
Alot like Puntang
or punany
Jay:Man Katie's Pootietang was soo tight and pink.

Lunchbox:....
Pootietang by Avery June 27, 2004

pootietang 

term used to define stabbing someone in the arse with a bottle
pootietang how you spell that p_o_o_tie_tannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
pootietang by luanas Mc Nulty November 14, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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