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pootstank 

1. (Original definition) A girl that uses her friends' tweezers to pluck her own eyebrows.

2. (Second definition) A person that smells horrible...smells like a very dirty pig farm in the summer with bubbling boiling hot pig shit, sweaty steaming unwashed vagina, and smegma (fromunder cheese also known as the white stuff that forms under clit hoods and penis heads)
1. (Original definition) Girl, get your own tweezers ya pootstank!

2. (Second definition) FFS! Take a shower you dirty little pootstank, you're stench is offending every one in the room including a 3 mile radius.
pootstank by WittilyNastyGal November 29, 2013
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poontank 

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.
Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"

Poostank 

When you're smashing someone from behind and they then proceed to shit all over your dick with a putrid amount of diarrhea shit which fills the air around you as you inhale the glorious fumes of your girl, you feel at peace and one with nature.
I was smashing my girl from behind going in it raw and she gave me the poostank!
Poostank by Mr Bobba June 4, 2020

poonstance 

A gesture made with the hand by placing the tips of the thumb and index finger together. Like forming the "okay" sign but shown from the backside and below the shoulder. The idea is to get another person to glance at it, earning the right to punch them in the arm. The poonstance can be negated however by the viewer putting his finger through the ring that is made by the thumb and index finger. From a game often played by young adult males.
That guy just flashed me the poonstance and I looked right at it.
poonstance by Robble February 11, 2009

PoopShank 

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.
"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"
PoopShank by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010

poostack 

1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off.

2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP.
The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.
poostack by wordman55 August 26, 2012

poostink 

The vile stench of shit, as described by young children.
There was poostink in the car for weeks.
poostink by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2020
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