poopsweat

A stagnant odor best described as being half poop and half sweat. Most commonly found in the carpet and furniture left by previous renters in apartments. Scientifically proven to be 6 billion times stronger than Febreze so don't even try.

Dude, that couch smells like freaking poopsweat so don't put your face near it.

by lemonscented May 18, 2008

Pooseat

Bathroom particles

I washed the pooseat of my hands in the sink.

by Greenhatdude July 20, 2018

poop sweat

Persipation of the most seldom occurance, in which one's ass sweats, not from heat or activity, but rather from the anticipation of a catastrophic dooley (poop) that is forthcoming. In addition, said sweat emits an odor characteristic of that same foul dooley. (Note: NOT synonomous with butt sweat, swamp ass, etc.)

"Jesus Christ, Pat, what's that smell?"
"Man, I gotta deuce. That's my poop sweat you're smelling."

by John P Cunningham and Ryan M Carbone May 11, 2004

poopsplat

When you have to use the bathroom so badly when you sit on the toilet it splatters everywhere.

Puckett must have really needed to go, look at the poopsplat everywhere.

by Jeffica December 1, 2009

poopsnatcher

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.

Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.

by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

poopskate

Poopskate is another word for "meanie" or "idiot"

Katie is a huge poopskate because she is mean :(

by Riley :) June 30, 2020

poopskeet

An act of vandalism which requires two cooperating parties: the defecator and the ejaculator. The first party (defecator) must drop a deuce onto the victim or one of the victim's belongings. Immediately after the deuce has been dropped, the ejaculator must skeet on top of the load. With good form, the poopskeet will represent the duality of all things in nature; light and dark, good and evil, poop and skeet.

John and I poopskeeted all over that asshole's car yesterday. Taught him a lesson.

by steph4n June 23, 2008