A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.
After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.
by murato February 13, 2010
by I, Wreckerrr August 01, 2019
one who pilages and plunders the poop chute
by StPatrickIV November 18, 2003
adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.
by Emyjo Ed January 10, 2007
two male lovers who explore the unknown regions of each others anus with there wangs......also known as bufu buddies..
yo that kid from florida and raven are poop-shoot pirates, i saw them doing the nasty behind a tree during my lunch break.
by friend of friends March 23, 2003
by sammix August 23, 2008