Definitions by murato

poop pirate

A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.

After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.

poop pirate by murato February 13, 2010

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Is the ungroomed hair at the back of the neck

Dude, shave the back of your neck, your wolf chouch is out of control.

Wolf Chouch by murato February 6, 2010

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