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poop hoop
When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.
John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."
poop hoop by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018
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Poop Hoop • Poop Hoopin • hoop poop • poop • poop sock • poop chute • poop soup • poop sack • poop head • poop loops
Poop Hoop
Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."
Poop Hoop by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
Poop Hoop
The bitch talks too much, so they gotta cock gag her, poke her in the poop hoop and pound her pretty pink pooter till all she can do is spit cum everywhere.
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Poop Hoop by The T-Time September 19, 2009
hoop poop
When someone who is about to make a slam dunk, but has to go to the bathroom. while the slam dunk is being preformed the person "poops" their pants while in mid air.
hoop poop by Randy Savage III November 15, 2013
Poop Hoopin
Me: Yo, Doug. I'm so down to practice b-ball that I was even poop hoopin when I went to the bathroom.
Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.
Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.
Poop Hoopin by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
Poophoop
(Noun) - A team-effort act of defecation in which one party sits on a toilet, while another party sits on the initial party's lap and defecates through their legs - resembling the act of shooting a basketball through a hoop.
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