proctocracy
We live in a proctocracy.
proctocracy by shortbus_hitchhiker August 24, 2023
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poontocracy
poon·toc·ra·cy
noun: poontocracy
a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.
a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch
the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
noun: poontocracy
a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.
a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch
the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?
Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.
Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.
Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.
Example two
Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.
Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.
Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.
Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.
Example two
Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.
Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
poontocracy by poondoggle June 8, 2018
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poontocracy
poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon
society governed by the woman
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon
society governed by the woman
Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.
Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.
Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.
Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.
Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
poontocracy by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018
ptochocracy
Government by the poor.
After the revolution, ptochocracy was introduced; as opposed to the plutocratic government that existed beforehand.
ptochocracy by Dr. Paulus November 17, 2003
Promocracy
Promocracy is an extension to the ideas and philosophies of Democracy and Democratic governing bodies. It would consist of a promocratic society which would be economically stable due to emotionally stable and professionally balanced governments.
No longer will politicians act upon the will of their careers over the worlds of their peoples.
No sniping, snide comments chiding or ridiculous attitudes shown in the governing house, and politicians shall retain their professionalism at all times during work hours and will be treated like regular members of the community outside of work hours.
No alcohol served or allowed on premises of government at any time during governing hours.
This will in turn allow the real voice of the people through if as they were mediums translating our problems rather than petty bureaucrats and in turn improve our lives and civilization can move forward.
No longer will politicians act upon the will of their careers over the worlds of their peoples.
No sniping, snide comments chiding or ridiculous attitudes shown in the governing house, and politicians shall retain their professionalism at all times during work hours and will be treated like regular members of the community outside of work hours.
No alcohol served or allowed on premises of government at any time during governing hours.
This will in turn allow the real voice of the people through if as they were mediums translating our problems rather than petty bureaucrats and in turn improve our lives and civilization can move forward.
"Promocracy became the new philosophy for most of the 21st Century, followed by a return to more holistic and self controlled worlds"
"Promocracy will bring a sense of urgency to the politicians as we, the people, will no longer accept having to deal with their failings of the governing policies"
"By instating Promocracy, politicians will remember at all times that they are public servants, and we and the rest of the planet and its nations are watching them and scrutinizing their every move"
"Promocracy will bring a sense of urgency to the politicians as we, the people, will no longer accept having to deal with their failings of the governing policies"
"By instating Promocracy, politicians will remember at all times that they are public servants, and we and the rest of the planet and its nations are watching them and scrutinizing their every move"
Promocracy by Kit Mendoza, Shukit Wudu December 9, 2011
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