Pondslapper Share definition Flag A giant, single dreadlock which hangs off of the back of one’s head. It resembles a beaver’s tail. Did you smell that hippy on the bus? Her pondslapper brushed against me and now I smell too. Pondslapper by scookers September 8, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Pondslapper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch