Pondslapper

A giant, single dreadlock which hangs off of the back of one’s head. It resembles a beaver’s tail.

Did you smell that hippy on the bus? Her pondslapper brushed against me and now I smell too.

by scookers September 8, 2019

poonslapper

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

by sembms June 15, 2011