poongress report

A progress report concerning the status of the girl a guy is trying to have sex with. Furthermore, this term is used to describe how close a guy is to having sex with a girl and/or the details if said guy has already hooked up with said girl.

I know you are going out with that slut Ashley tonight and I expect you to text me a poongress report later.

poongress report by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011

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Progress report

Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.

Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.

3 hours later

Son: *BANG!*

Progress report by MommypigSnortSnort October 15, 2020

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Related Words

poongress report • Progress Reports • Progress • pooness • Progress Quest • Pogress • Coongress • Plangress • poggress • pongless

Progress Reports

When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.

Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."

Progress Reports by boredlikehell34 December 19, 2008

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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