One of the shameless nintendo fanboy shills who continues to make real nintendo fans look bad by making long drawn out clickbait videos filled with rumors he finds on fanboy sites along with a complete lack of info on almost any gaming knowledge. He's also known for blocking people on twitter when they call him out while his disgusting audience supports and defends him no matter how wrong both of them are. He was never like this in fact, he was an xbox fanboy back in the 7th gen but somehow became a nintendo fan at the time of the eighth gen with the wii u. He claims to not be a fanboy but has continously denied it and even went so far as to wave his nintendo/square enix ambassador flag around despite admitting he never really played a nintendo console till the N64 and being an extreme casual and even charging people for tips you can get for free in smash.

Nintendo fan 1: Oh look, playeressence with another clickbait video telling and letting us all know about the shill that he is

Nintendo fan 2: Surprise oh the century right there lol

Nintendo fanboy 1 when you call out playeressence: You sound bitter attacking a grown man who has more gaming knowledge than you, who hurt you

Nintendo fanboy 2: I missed you playeressence! Congrats!

Playeressence by Nintendo_Fan84 October 28, 2021

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poongress report

A progress report concerning the status of the girl a guy is trying to have sex with. Furthermore, this term is used to describe how close a guy is to having sex with a girl and/or the details if said guy has already hooked up with said girl.

I know you are going out with that slut Ashley tonight and I expect you to text me a poongress report later.

poongress report by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011

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plantreeshrub

A person who likes the rain.

She said she likes the rain. She is such a plantreeshrub.

plantreeshrub by iamnotdylan May 25, 2014

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playress

n. f.
a female player

usually not a hoe but a girl who girl who knows how to play

probably gets with man hoes

derives from the feminine actress, hostess, temptress, etc.

what up, playress. you know you're hot

playress by Greg Van Arsdale May 4, 2004

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plungless

Someone who doesn't keep a plunger in their guest bathroom, leaving their guests to ask sheepishly for a plunger, or to improvise in unsavory ways to plunge the toilet.

"Greg, you're a fucking plungless, I had to use my hand"!

plungless by Clean Job Granny December 26, 2013

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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